goodbye everyone, it’s been real
so a while back I found out about these things called “Dilettos" and I think about them a lot
NEVER GO ON THE INTERNET.
i have spent way too much time lurking through the scarier parts of the internet and i’ve discovered a horrible website with the funniest descriptions of sex toys that i have ever seen
that’s a good question
struck by a thunder oh my god
HOW DOES THIS EVEN QUALIFY AS A SEX TOY
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING WHAT THE FUCK
i don’t even need to say anything else
so there’s this porno with a guy and two chicks with gas masks in full black latex in an abandoned warehouse and there’s a digeridoo playing in the background and this just supports my theory that pornos are just another type of outsider art film
my favorite thing about amateur pornography is the honesty.